Why me?

You’re prolly wondering why you should care about my thoughts. It’s a fair question and I wrestle with it every day. My credentials include:

• Forthcoming research journal publication on linguistic and discursive structures of QAnon and right-wing discourse

• Incredibly, irreparably online-brained

• Marxist

• Mountain Dew enthusiast (my death is imminent because of Yellow-5)

• I have never read Hegel, Kant, or any of those boring fucks (I’ve read Nietzsche but only because he has a fuckstache)

That’s pretty much it for credentials. If you want to see what these contradictory conditions create, feel free to subscribe below. If not, that’s cool too. I’m not mad. Definitely not owned whatsoever.

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